The Things I Hear…

George, Darcy, and Arthur walk by with bulging t-shirts, various stuffed toys stuffed up their fronts.

George: My baby’s going to pop on on Thursday!
Darcy: Mine will pop out today!
Arthur: Mine, too.
George: But first I have to go to the hospital, so they can get it out.
Arthur: Mine, too.
Darcy: My baby will pop out at home.
George: You can’t have a baby at your house! Only at the hospital!
Darcy: Yes, you can. My Auntie Katie’s baby came out at home. Inna bafroom.
George: Was the doctor in the bathroom, too?
Darcy: No, just my Uncle Frank.

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