The Social Disconnect
George: Mummy, I made a new friend at school today!
Mummy: That’s wonderful! Wow, you made a new friend on the first day of school! A boy or a girl?
George: (incredulous) A boy, of course!!!
Mummy: What’s his name?
George: I don’t know.
Mummy: You didn’t ask him? Well, maybe you could find out tomorrow.
George: (puzzled) Why?






