Imagination is not always a good thing
“HE STOLE MY BATHING SUIT!!!”
“He couldn’t steal it, silly-billy. You’re pretending a bathing suit.”
“HE STOLE MY BATHING SUIT!!!!”
“Then pretend you have it back. You’re pretending a suit, you’re pretending he stole your pretend suit. Sooo… Pretend it back.”
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“HE STOLE MY BATHING SUIT!!!!”
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A childcare provider is expected to be a superhuman mix of the Madonna and Mary Poppins, ever patient, loving, kind, always delighting in the sweetness of her charges. I don’t do such a bad job, all in all, and it’s far more likely the parents than the children who strain my sanity most days. But I’m here to tell you: It’s Not ALL Mary Poppins…






