Random, overheard

“George, take the leaf, and glue it, and stick the leaf in your NOSE!!!” BWAH-hahahaha…

“I’ve got more than YOU, because YOU were sharing!”

“We can’t play with those* here, because Baby Nigel might eat one, and it might get stuck inside him, and it makes my mommy sad when Baby Nigel can’t poop.”

“If I was a bird, I would sing and fly and poop on peoples’ heads!”

“ABCD, EFG, HIJK, I dunno to P…”

*”those” being those tiny bears