My Fridge

I have a fridge magnet collection. I’m note sure if I started the it, or if it was thrust upon me, but I have quite a few now, and there seems to be a theme to most of them:

My two favourites are “I was put on this planet to…” and “Can’t think…blood rushing…”
My least favourite is, “You spend the first two years…”

Which do you like best? (If you have trouble reading them, click on the picture for the larger version.)