It’s Not All Mary Poppins

Gentlemen Don’t

A small boy stands in front of me, gazing up earnestly, fingers working the corduroy of his pants. “Mary? Mary, there’s a–”

I interrupt.

“Let go of your penis. Women don’t like it when men fondle their penises when they talk to them.”

Here at Mary’s house, it’s just one Important Life Lesson after another.

May 15, 2006 Posted by | Uncategorized | 11 Comments