It’s Not All Mary Poppins

THAT’LL learn ya…

Seems this is a Bad, Bad Baby.

Or maybe Baby has been on a helluva bender. Is this the morning after the night before for Debauched Baby?

Either that, or she’s been getting some seriously – seriously! – misdirected potty training.

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© 2006, Mary P

July 28, 2006 - Posted by | random and odd

13 Comments »

  1. Thank you for the potty training lesson. Man, I was doing it ALL wrong!

    Baby bender…that is some good stuff, Mary.

    Comment by ieatcrayonz | July 28, 2006 | Reply

  2. Blech…as long as there wasn’t anything in the pot already, right?

    I like the baby bender idea, myself.

    Comment by Alli | July 28, 2006 | Reply

  3. She’s been hitting the bottle hard, that one… heh.

    A potty board book we borrowed from the library (known around our house as Potty Girls)has a couple of lines about what you do with potties:
    Do you wear potties on your feet?
    Can you put them on your head?
    Apparently, the answer to that is YES!

    Comment by kittenpie | July 28, 2006 | Reply

  4. A new yoga program perhaps?

    Comment by Mamacita Tina | July 28, 2006 | Reply

  5. Drowned in pee…what a way to go.

    Comment by Haley | July 28, 2006 | Reply

  6. I’ve had days like that myself. Cept I’m not that bendy.

    Comment by kimmyk | July 28, 2006 | Reply

  7. I’m laughing but I can’t think of anything else to say.

    Comment by Granny | July 29, 2006 | Reply

  8. Yep that’s it dolly.. you are cut off.

    Comment by mo-wo | July 29, 2006 | Reply

  9. so silly!

    Comment by kyra | July 29, 2006 | Reply

  10. is it just me, or is she also topless? that must have been one crazy night she had last night…

    Comment by kari | July 30, 2006 | Reply

  11. Crayonz: See? You just have to ask the experts – and in this case, who has more experience than the chick with her head in the potty??

    Alli: That sucker gets cleaned and disinfected IMMEDIATELY after each and every use, even if I have to duct tape wandering tots to the wall while I do it, because they are just Way.Too.Interested in the potty. Way, way, too interested.

    As you see here.

    Kittenpie: What can’t you do with a potty, is the real question. Not much. Around here, it’s used as a stepstool, a repository for Duplo, and now, a dolly dunking station. Oh, and pee, too, sometimes…

    M Tina: Urgh. No yoga for me, then, thanks, even if I do have the equipment!

    Haley: No pee – NO PEE!!! – in that potty. I am totally anal (as it were) about keeping that potty pristine. The consequences of not doing so are just too, too nasty…

    Kimmyk: You and me both, sistah. You and me both.

    Granny: I saw it, I took pictures, and Haley laughed. “You’re going to BLOG that, aren’t you?” She knows.

    mo-wo: SO cut off. The girl has no self-respect. It’s such a shame.

    Kyra: Heeheehee… You find your laughs where you can!

    Kari: She is, indeed. And the only reason the little trollop has her drawers on is because they’re tattooed to her butt… Shameless, she is.

    Comment by Mary P. | July 31, 2006 | Reply

  12. Haha! Just catching up on this one! I’m totally laughing but on the inside I’m also a bit disturbed that she looks an awful lot like someone I know back in her own hay-day. Not me, of course but, er, um, a friend of mine…teehee!

    Comment by Jennifer | August 1, 2006 | Reply

  13. Dolly: Dooood, I am NEVER partying with Raggedy Ann again. That chick drinks like a fish. And her pal? Dressy Bessie? She looks all prim and proper, but get her likkered up and boy, howdy, is she hot to trot. Uuuuuuurgh. It’s going to take me three days to get over this one. Even the stuffing in my stripy stockings hurts. Gaaaaaaaaah. Those babies had better take it easy on me today or I’ll be the one puking on them.

    Comment by julia | August 1, 2006 | Reply


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