It’s Not All Mary Poppins

Introducing Obsessive-Boy…

“No-soot! No-soot! No-soot! Outside!”

“That’s right. We’re going outside, Nigel. We’re putting on your nice blue snowsuit. One leg… There! And your oth–”

“Hat! Hat! Hat! Hat! Hat! Hathathathathathathathathathathat…”

“Your hat comes next, bud. Right now, we’re still putting on your snowsuit.”

“Hat! Hat! Hat! Hat! Hat!”

Snowsuit. One arm, the other –”

“Hat! Hat! Hat! Hat! Hathathathat!”

“Not yet. First the snowsuit. The other arm, and zip one zip, and the other zip. There! And now your hat! Hurray! Pop it on top, tie it under yo–”

“Mittie! Mitties! Mittiemittiemittiemittiemittie…”

“Not yet. And tie it under. your. chin. There. Your hat is on. What’s next? Mittens, right? Let’s get those mittens on. Hold out your hand, budd–”

“Boots! Boots! Boots! Bootbootbootbootbootboot…”

……. sigh …….

© 2006, Mary P

December 5, 2006 Posted by | individuality, quirks and quirkiness, the dark side | 5 Comments