It’s Not All Mary Poppins

Shades of Hannibal


Seen it before, deal with it, see it no more. I’ve been through this loop any number of times.

This is a new group of kids. And we have developed a biter. Timmy. He gnawed up poor little Emily’s arm the other day when they were playing behind the couch.

Timmy is no longer allowed to play behind the couch.

The biting doesn’t particularly bother me. We can deal with biting. I’m keeping a sharp eye on the boy, and so far he hasn’t managed to make dental contact with any of the others since poor Emily. Not to say he hasn’t tried, mind you, but we’re making behavioural headway, and even the attempts are diminishing in frequency.

Nope, the biting in and of itself is not earth-shattering. No, it’s Timmy. You see, the the thing is… before he bites?

He licks his lips.


June 25, 2007 - Posted by | aggression, eeewww, health and safety, Timmy


  1. Welcome back Mary!

    Ewwwwwww indeed. Conjures up an unsettling image that.

    Comment by Sheri | June 25, 2007 | Reply

  2. Yay! Mary, you’re back! 🙂

    My goodness. That IS a bit unsettling.

    Comment by karly | June 25, 2007 | Reply

  3. yuck!

    Comment by kate | June 25, 2007 | Reply

  4. How pointed are his teeth?

    Comment by z | June 25, 2007 | Reply

  5. Disturbing and hysterical all at once.

    Soooo glad you are back!!

    Comment by ~Sheryl | June 25, 2007 | Reply

  6. Ewwww, shades of Hannibal Lecter…disturbing

    Comment by Homie2 | June 25, 2007 | Reply

  7. Better than licking them AFTER biting a chunk out of sombody:-)

    Welcome back.

    LMD has taken to biting LMB. It very exasperating – LMB is twice her size, I haven’t been as vigilent as necesssary with this – obviously – as LMD ahs managed a fair few more that the one bite Timmy has got away with.

    Comment by juggling mother | June 25, 2007 | Reply

  8. Gah! How creepy. Perhaps he needs some lip balm? And a rawhide?

    Does this mean you are back in business now?

    Comment by kittenpie | June 25, 2007 | Reply

  9. Oh. My. Goodness!!! Completely speechless here, completely.

    Comment by Mama's Moon | June 26, 2007 | Reply

  10. Z: Not sure – he’s never bitten me. Judging by wee Emily’s arm, not too sharp: he didn’t break the skin.

    JugglingMother: After the first incident, I HAVE to be vigilant. By the time, alerted by the screams emanating from behind the couch, I managed to get to the tots, the poor child had three separate bite rings on her. When I said “gnawing”, I wasn’t exaggerating by much! Try explaining THAT to a parent… Ugh.

    Kittenpie: I hope I’m back in business! This was done on my old laptop – I’ve discovered a good slap to the surface of it gets me another few minutes of unwavering monitor time. So I’m sitting her happily abusing my computer. My new laptop – THANK YOU, HALEY!! – should be arriving tomorrow.

    Comment by MaryP | June 26, 2007 | Reply

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