It’s Not All Mary Poppins

Healthy Insanity…

keeps you sane.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “In”.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write “For Smuggling Diamonds”.

7. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

8. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go”.

9. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I Won! I Won!”

10. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, “Run for your lives! They’re loose!”

11. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

12. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity …

Come up with a few of these on your own. We’ll call it therapy!

August 28, 2007 Posted by | memes and quizzes | 11 Comments