It’s Not All Mary Poppins

And I quote…

Lazy post today. Heard while hanging out with the knee-high set…

“Oh! Oh, look! A fwink-lar!!!”

“Hey, who tored all the flowers off the plant?”
“Me!!!”

“Whatchoo doin’?”
“Goin’ pee.”
“But you isn’t onna potty.”
“No. My diaper is cold and now is warm.”

“Get your finger outta your nose!”
pause
“Get your finger outta your mouth!”

“Is your head stuck? Do you need help?”
inarticulate wail
“I will help.”
louder wail
“I won’t help if you yell at me!”

“You can’t sit here. I am sitting here.”
“Sitting here!”
“No, I am sitting here!”
“Sitting here.”
“I am sitting here first!”
“Sitting here!”
“Stop saying ‘sitting here’!”
“Sitting here!”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

“You don’t go behind the couch. You will get stuck.”
scuffling
“I SAID, you don’t go back there. You will get stuck.”
scuffling. wail.
“Are you behind the couch?”
scuffling. wail.
“Are you stuck?”
scuffling. wail.
Good!

“My mommy’s a grome-up.”
“And my daddy’s a grampa!”


“I am not a girl. I am a boy.”
“No, you’re not.”
“Yes, I am a boy.”
“No, I am a boy. You are a girl.”
“I am a boy.”
“Does you have a penis?”
silence
“Does you? I have a penis. Does you have a penis?”
silence
“Then you’re not a boy.”
silence. Then, quietly,
“Penis is stupid.”

October 17, 2007 - Posted by | the things they say!

15 Comments »

  1. Whoever said that last one is a very wise child indeed.

    Comment by ktjrdn | October 18, 2007 | Reply

  2. LOL! I _LOVE_ that last one! The diaper one is pretty good, too.

    Comment by Ms. Huis Herself | October 18, 2007 | Reply

  3. Killing myself. Yes, hon, sometimes penis IS stupid. (But not always.)

    Comment by kittenpie | October 18, 2007 | Reply

  4. Hahahahaha! Thanks! 😉

    Comment by LoryKC | October 18, 2007 | Reply

  5. I spluttered diet coke all over my keyboard! That is such a classic!

    Comment by sylvia | October 19, 2007 | Reply

  6. It’s usually what the penis is attatched to that’s stupid. 😛

    Comment by Sheri | October 19, 2007 | Reply

  7. That is so hysterical!! What gems!

    Comment by Dani | October 19, 2007 | Reply

  8. Poor Malli. I’m guessing she’s the one wanting the stupid penis. 🙂 There’s no logical way to argue that one, really.

    Comment by kelli in the mirror | October 19, 2007 | Reply

  9. Oh my Lord!!

    It must be great to sit back and let them do the writing.

    Comment by ann adams | October 19, 2007 | Reply

  10. Hi–some funny things here (smile). Love reading them!

    Comment by The New Parent | October 20, 2007 | Reply

  11. Now what is a fwink-lar? Sprinkler? A little late in the season for those surely.

    Comment by Haley | October 20, 2007 | Reply

  12. Anne – it is great to sit back and let them do the writing. I keep a notebook at hand at all times to jot down the stuff I’m sure to forget.

    Haley – you’re a sharp one. You’re right on both counts. That one was from my notebook, jotted down two or three months ago.

    Comment by MaryP | October 21, 2007 | Reply

  13. I’m glad the fwinklar got cleared up, it has been bugging me trying to figure out what it was… I was thinking sprinkler, too, but it is too late for those, and around and around my poor little brain went…

    Fwinklar is stupid! Gave me a head ache!

    Comment by Jennifer | October 21, 2007 | Reply

  14. They’re all great, but that last one, oh yes, made me laugh.

    Comment by mamacita tina | October 21, 2007 | Reply

  15. my favorites: getting stuck behind the couch “good”! and, of course, the truth we all know but don’t say: “penis is stupid”.

    Comment by jenna | October 22, 2007 | Reply


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