Imagination is not always a good thing

“HE STOLE MY BATHING SUIT!!!”
“He couldn’t steal it, silly-billy. You’re pretending a bathing suit.”
“HE STOLE MY BATHING SUIT!!!!”
“Then pretend you have it back. You’re pretending a suit, you’re pretending he stole your pretend suit. Sooo… Pretend it back.”
long…
pause
“HE STOLE MY BATHING SUIT!!!!”