It’s Not All Mary Poppins

Note to (particular) parents

If you are going to drop your child off two hours late, you’d best call me, because…

…if you don’t, I’m liable to decide she’s not coming at all, and…

…if I can’t reach you at home or at work (though, really, it’s not my resposibility to find you)…

…I’m liable to take the children out.

If I do…

we won’t be here when you come…

…and, when you call me on my cell phone…

…I will probably tell you where I am, so you can drop her to us…

And NO, I won’t come back to the house.

And if I don’t come back to the house?…

You do NOT have the right to be upset and rude.

And when I find out that you were late and didn’t call NOT because…

your house was on fire…

your child puking in your lap…

your cell phone broken…

your grandmother on the brink of death…

But only because your child was playing with a neighbour child and didn’t want to leave yet…

I am not likely to feel any more in the wrong.

Nanny-nanny-poop-poo fuuu– PHPHPHBHBHTTT!!! So THERE! Arrogant pri–

Thank you.

August 20, 2009 Posted by | daycare, parents, Peeve me, the dark side | 15 Comments