It’s Not All Mary Poppins


Having made our solar-powered oven, it was time to make the food. Once again, I shamelessly steal Valerie’s idea, because… PIZZA!! Simple, decently nutritious, and shouldn’t take days and days to cook. I hoped. I had considered smores, but I had the fixings for pizza on hand, and smores? Not nutritious.

Sun-dried tomato and pesto tortillas to start, because we are nothing if not high-class (and nutritious!!) eaters in this joint, tomato sauce …

a sprinkling of cheese, which Emily had veeeery carefully grated…

pop it into our oven on the bright, sunny porch, and wait. We did this just before naptime, so that when we awoke, we’d have our snack all cooked and ready to eat!!! Brilliant, no?

The children went off to their beds with visions of pizza dancing in their heads, and when they awoke, we all raced out to see…

and discovered that yes, the cheese was indeed starting to melt. The sun had shifted, and I’d forgotten to shift the oven, darnit, otherwise it would have been totally cooked, I’m sure.

The cheese had started to melt, though, and though the pizza wasn’t entirely cooked…

that fly sure was.

Eeewwww… See him? No, not the one on the foil at upper left, though he was indisputably dead. No, I mean the one RIGHT IN THE CHEESE. Fly au gratin. A variation of the nasty-child fly-and-magnifying glass trick. Eeew. I do feel sorta sorry for those poor things, and would feel more, except — who invited you to sample our pizza anyway, rotten verminous insects? And because of your disease-ridden carcasses in there, we don’t get to eat it at all. At least you got a taste before you got your just desserts.

Poor things.

(Yes, I really am conflicted about a few stupid flies. Sad, isn’t it?)

Next time — and there will be a next time! — we will:
1) use a smaller box. I think it might have cooked more quickly if there’d been less space to heat;
2) make sure to check it periodically to ensure it gets full sun all the time;

and, most importantly

3) SEAL that sucker. “A few pieces of tape” were NOT sufficient to withstand the insatiable flies. (In fact, there were more than two dead flies in there. There were two more UNDER the pizza. Ugh.)

But really, if I were hunting for a Life Lesson re: the Importance of Sunscreen … I think I’ve found it.

July 28, 2010 - Posted by | crafts, eeewww, food, health and safety | , , ,


  1. so sorry! But maybe they’ll now respect both sunscreen and bug repellent!

    Comment by Jill in Atlanta | July 28, 2010 | Reply

  2. We’ve made pizzas like this but never in the sun! How fun!! Fun for the flies too!

    Comment by Debbi Does Dinner Healthy | July 29, 2010 | Reply

  3. haha,unique idea. 🙂

    and for the fly, please fly please fly don’t bother the pizza.. 🙂

    Comment by Beverly Pearl | August 19, 2010 | Reply

  4. i love this pizza! LOL

    Comment by Charley29 | May 10, 2011 | Reply

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