Speechless

Bibs? For shoes? Why?

But really, if people are honestly willing to spend money on something as randomly pointless as these things, I need to polish up my marketing skills. I’m sure there’s a public just panting for … um … elbow hats. Or ice-cream lickers. Or downspout wipers, soother stretchers, carpet polishers… The list is endless.

Really.

[via: Unclutterer]