You mis-heard it here
I tweeted this, but it bears repeating.
Jazz and Grace, chanting the familiar rhyme. Many of you know it, I’m sure. It goes like this:
FIVE little monkeys
Jumping on the bed.
ONE fell off and bumped her head.
Mama called the doctor, the doctor said,
“No more monkeys jumping on the bed!”
Next verse, FOUR little monkeys, etc., etc.
Only yesterday, when Jazz and Grace sang it, the doctor’s prescription was slightly different.
Mama called the doctor, the doctor said…
“NO MORE MONKEYS HUMPING ON THE BED!!”
I should say so.