It’s Not All Mary Poppins

The new model’s detachable

“Hey, Grace! Hey, Jazz! Wanna see my uh-yer-wears?” Rory, our last hold-out, is potty trained!

“Wanna see?”

“Okay!” The girls are loud in their enthusiasm. Big Boy (and Girl) Underwear is THE topic of conversation these days. Well, THE topic, challenged only by pee, and, perhaps even more fascinating, poo. Potties and their contents. Good times.

We are all very, very proud of our underwear around here. Generally, we show it to each other, unworn, folded neatly in their backpacks or their storage bin, but it’s not at all uncommon, however, for one child to flash their panties to the group.

It is, however, much, much easier to flash your panties if you are wearing a dress. When one is wearing elastic-waisted jeans, it is much more likely that —

“Rory! Dat is not your panties!” Jazz is indignant. “Dat is your penis!” Indignant and disparaging. Who wants to see that stupid thing when there are underwear in the offing?

Oops. As Rory struggles to disentangle underwear from jeans (no, I’m not helping; this is way too entertaining), the girls continue to chat.

“My daddy has a peanuts,” Grace informs Jazz.

“Hey! My daddy has one, too!” Jazz is delighted by this remarkable coincidence.

“My daddy has one,” Grace expands, and then, giving Rory a meaningful look, “but he keeps his at home.”

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February 6, 2012 - Posted by | Grace, Jazz, potty tales, Rory, the things they say! | ,

5 Comments »

  1. Grace! How original, non-parroting AND hilarious! Thanks for the chuckle!

    There you go. Once in a while, she manages a truly original event!

    Comment by Chelsea Croteau | February 6, 2012 | Reply

  2. This made me laugh right out loud. Awesome.

    Good. I sure did! 😀

    Comment by Hannah | February 6, 2012 | Reply

  3. One Sunday while I was helping in the 2& 3’s class at church, a little boy gleefully told me “My daddy has a big penis!”. I had a really difficult time looking his daddy (one of my friends) in the eye after that piece of information!

    Would it help to know that the little boy was almost certainly comparing daddy’s to his, and so of course, daddy’s looks REALLY BIG… but it is in all likelihood perfectly average in size?

    No? Yeah, I thought not…

    Comment by junebug67June | February 6, 2012 | Reply

  4. Oh that’s classic. Too funny. The jokes just sort of write themselves with that one. 😛

    Comment by Sheri | February 7, 2012 | Reply

  5. You never fail to entertain! Very cute!

    Comment by Diane | February 8, 2012 | Reply


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