What they lack is logical follow-through
“Dis yooks yike a ditar pit.”
Oh, sorry. You don’t speak Daniel. I’ll translate. Daniel is holding up a plastic button from our lacing box. I’ve always seen it as oval, but it is more pointed at one end than the other.
D: This looks like a guitar pick.
M: Heh. You’re right, it does. Does someone you know play guitar?
D: No.
M: You don’t know anyone who plays a guitar?
D: No. I don’t.
M: Then how do you know what a guitar pick is?
D: Because my daddy has one. He keeps it with his guitar, so sometimes he hits the strings with it to make the music come out.
M: ….
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That’s gorgoues! And apparently I do speak Daniel, as I totally understood that first line, before reading on. 🙂
um….gorgeous….apprently I spell like Daniel too.
Nah! Daniel spells like this: dieRURFF*$7e4hHHHHH. (Oh, and Tammy? It’s “apparently”…) [runs away laughing]
bwha ha haaa…. that’s what happens when you try to comment quickly while at work 🙂