It’s Not All Mary Poppins

Variety is the Spice of Life

My sweetie, who has been suffering a sore throat for a couple of days, gets out of bed, heads to the bathroom, returns. I check the clock – it’s a full half hour after his usual wake time. He returns. I am still snuggled deep under the comforter, eyes closed, savouring the last three minutes of languor. I call to him from my cocoon.

“You staying home today?”

My eyes fly open when Lou Rawls answers. “Oh, yeah, I think so.”

I roll over to face him. “Come over here. I want to make out with a big black man.”

I close my eyes.

November 30, 2005 - Posted by | Mischief, random and odd, sex

6 Comments »

  1. Hee hee!
    Now have an extra dose of vitamin C…or we’ll see a post about making out with Kathleen Turner over on Lou Rawl’s blog in a few days!

    Comment by LoryKC | November 30, 2005 | Reply

  2. Reminds me of a story you may know, about a puppy (Rolly) with a larger than corgi sized voice, if you remember it. (-:

    Sounds can be deceiving

    Comment by Bill | November 30, 2005 | Reply

  3. Lory: Called him at work to tell him to go read your comment – he loved it! Thanks!

    Bill: But sounds never lie…

    Comment by Mary P. | November 30, 2005 | Reply

  4. Bwa hahahah.

    That’s all.

    Comment by Haley | November 30, 2005 | Reply

  5. aww..he went to work.

    what a guy!

    hope he gets to feelin better!!!

    Comment by kimmyk | November 30, 2005 | Reply

  6. Haley: Life is funny in wee snippets. Glad you liked this one. (You will impress the socks off some of my readers by being able to comment on a post about yer mum’s sex life.) Mothers don’t have sex lives; every child on the planet was immaculate conception, apparently… Bwah ha ha.

    Kimmyk: He did, though he didn’t roll in till about ten! (NOT my fault: my first client shows up at 7:45 a.m., so he had LOTS of time after I was done with him!) Today he’s aiming for the 9 a.m. staff meeting, woohoo. Brave man.

    Comment by Mary P. | December 1, 2005 | Reply


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